Lollipop Magazine

Burning Desires – Part V – Fiction

November 1, 1994

Baby Jesus looked down hopelessly at the diamond-studded dial of his Rolex presidential watch. Time was running out, he knew.

Now I Am a Crow – Fiction

October 1, 1994

The crow is not a true bird and cannot live like one. We always return to humans to survive. It’s all we know.

Lather – Fiction

October 1, 1994

I shaved (using, of course, the newly found ancient can of special lather formula). When I’d finished, the rash had disappeared, so I went to work.

Gus Jerusalem and the Konja Gum – Part 1 – Fiction

October 1, 1994

Gus Jerusalem awoke to find himself being attacked by a killer hangover. To make matters worse, he was also being attacked by a knife-wielding lunatic.

Burning Desires – Part IV – Fiction

October 1, 1994

As a renowned anthropologist and a cantankerous drunk, Crittendon had talked himself in and out of similar situations throughout the four corners of the world.

The Tooth Tree – Fiction

September 1, 1994

He really wanted to just yank it out and wake up the next morning to see how much money the Tooth Fairy had left him, but he knew that would hurt…

Burning Desires – Part III – Column

September 1, 1994

It was eerily similar to a place in my hometown, except the degenerates there were my oldest and dearest friends, and these degenerates were complete strangers.

Broken Shutter Beach – Fiction

September 1, 1994

Victor, You’re stupid and you have broken your poet. Maybe you should come with Jasper. To the island. No shutters ever get fixed but a lot of poets do. -June

The Culture Bunker – Fiction

September 1, 1994

Civilization is steadily declining, hope is just an ugly backwoods burg in Arkansas, and somewhere Nostradamus is smiling and collecting on his bets.

Water Country – Fiction

August 1, 1994

The fastest water slide in all of New England. I conquered my fear of small children being braver than myself as well as my fear of death, all in the same day.