Lollipop Magazine

Resident Evil 4 – Review

May 5, 2006

RE4 was too good for the Gamecube graveyard. Now it’s available on the PS2. Capcom threw in a bonus mission with Ada Wong, the mysterious female gunslinger.

Mushroomhead – Volume 1 – Review

April 28, 2006

They have the decency to keep it under an hour. If you’re not already on board with Mushroomhead’s slightly-above-bad nü-metal, nothing here will convince you.

Manowar – Hell on Earth IV – Review

April 28, 2006

A video of the band’s over-the-top concert and behind-the-scenes behavior was a welcome arrival in 2001, the original Hell on Earth. We didn’t need the sequels.

Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist – Review

April 28, 2006

The film consists of 75 minutes of continuous rape. Those with a rape fantasy whose Hentai is out of reach will be well served. Most will be disgusted.

Doomed Nation – Issue Two – Review

April 28, 2006

If you’re into animal torture, human carnage, and dozens of horror movie death clips sandwiched between stoner/doom/unintelligible metal videos, you’re in luck.

Orgy – Trans Global Spectacle – Review

April 28, 2006

Brutally boring backstage banality. The four music videos say it best: Catchy New Order cover, two good pop-metal originals, descent into bland nü metal trash.

Bad Acid – Review

April 28, 2006

Normally, egotistical Z-movie trainwrecks like this have just enough to make it worth playing, on mute, at a party. This doesn’t rise to that level.

Area 51 – Review

April 28, 2006

Midway has fashioned Area 51 for the PS2, not as a continuation of the light gun game, but as a first-person shooter in the Halo and Metroid Prime vein.

187: Ride or Die – Review

April 28, 2006

The meat of the game revolves around tracks similar in size to those in a Mario Kart title. And the similarities to cart racers don’t end there.

Destroy All Humans! – Review

April 28, 2006

Destroy All Humans! is a throwback to ’50s sci-fi film and television, like the campy glee of Tim Burton’s similarly punctuated 1996 flick, Mars Attacks!