William Ham – Page 11 – Lollipop Magazine

Garbage Pail – If You Can’t Say Anything Nice… – Column

December 1, 1996

If You Can’t Say Anything Nice: … use a pseudonym. … do it in 500 words or less. … you’re hired.

Garbage Pail – Scene Splicing – Column

December 1, 1996

Scene Splicing: Pearl Bailey Jam. Foogazi Fighters. Dead Can Danzig.

Romeo & Juliet – Review

December 1, 1996

By now, you’ve heard the howls from Shakespearean purists over Luhrmann’s attempt to make the most famous love story palatable for the Tarantino generation.

Mike Leigh – An interview

November 1, 1996

Mike Leigh – An interview

Cine-Trash – St. Elmo’s Fire – Column

November 1, 1996

I were asked to choose the one film that best summed up the 1980s, I’d choose, not Wall Street nor Blue Velvet, but St. Elmo’s Fire.

The Culture Bunker – If The Benefits, Wear It – Fiction

November 1, 1996

I was line-dancing to techno, starting a one-man mosh pit, doing the Bulgarian Hustle… I was out of control. Guys in Morrissey shirts beat the crap out of me.

Garbage Pail – Column

November 1, 1996

Try organizing the notes on un-numbered bar napkins you later used as a coaster, or typing reviews from a notebook you threw up on. Journalism is hard work.

Garbage Pail – Now Available at the Adult Video Store – Column

November 1, 1996

Now Available at the Adult Video Store: Schindler’s Fist. Reservoir Dongs. Trainsquatting.

Garbage Pail – Column

November 1, 1996

Persistence is futile.

Garbage Pail – Gloss-A-Rock – Column

November 1, 1996

Gloss-A-Rock: Smack-rock: see track-rock. Track-rock: see dead-rock. Dead-rock: see nothing anymore.