William Ham – Page 17 – Lollipop Magazine

Mediacrity! – Column

December 1, 1995

I will grant, however, that that Baywatch Nights show is pretty radical. No wonder the Germans dig that guy.

Idle Chatter – Column

December 1, 1995

Kris Kringle deals with his eating disorders and discovers his inner elf in The Twelve Steps Of Christmas (syndicated), and An Agnostic Christmas.

The Culture Bunker – Fiction

December 1, 1995

Virgil is gone. So is my illegitimate brother, Sliced. His absence is like a gaping void where once there was a void that didn’t gape nearly as much.

Cine-Trash – Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me – Column

December 1, 1995

A shapeless, amorphous mess, with loads of obtuse symbolism, bored walk-throughs by semi big stars, absolutely no suspense, and Sheryl Lee screaming. A lot.

Mediacrity – Column

November 1, 1995

Don’t you think that Quentin Tarantino might be just a mite too ubiquitous lately? Yes, dammit, I said it, and I’m glad. You hear me?

Idle Chatter – Column

November 1, 1995

PBS throws its viewer-sponsored hat into the late-night ring with the US premiere of the award-winning English sitcom, There’s A Bloody Pouf In My Sodding Flat!

The Culture Bunker – Fiction

November 1, 1995

Dex has been stockpiling assault weapons and yellow highlighting pens, preparing us for the Day of the Final Draft.

Cine-Trash – Bad Lieutenant – Column

November 1, 1995

This film achieves what it sets out to do, something rarely attempted in American film: A horrifying glimpse of a moral abyss in the guise of character study.

The Culture Bunker – Fiction

October 1, 1995

I am running out of time to write the Great American Youth-Angst Novel. So, I put all of my protruding organs to their respective grindstones.

Idle Chatter – Column

October 1, 1995

Here’s an update on the post-CBS whereabouts of The Kids in the Hall’s Kevin McDonald . He’s been spotted, in… uh… National Lampoon’s Senior Trip.