Eric Johnson – Page 12 – Lollipop Magazine

Coroner’s Corner – Space… What a Cool Place – Column

October 1, 1997

The blockbuster of the summer should be Contact. Viewing this classic, I felt the ghost of Carl Sagan was sitting next to me going, “Cool… this film rocks.”

Liquor Lecture – What I Drank On My Summer Vacation – Column

September 1, 1997

There I was, swimming, laughing, and letting it all hang out, when I grabbed my beer, took a deep pull, and sighed in satisfaction.

Coroner’s Corner – Saving Two Hours Of Your Life – Column

September 1, 1997

A favorable pastime is gathering buddies, videos, and a case of Snapple (or favorite beverage). You can laugh like maniacs, and stop the film for discussion.

Liquor Lecture – Malt Liquor – Column

July 1, 1997

Malt Liquor is beer that has been distilled longer to increase its alcohol content. The makers also add corn and rice to the mix, also to up the alcohol.

Coroner’s Corner – Anaconda: The Must Miss of the Year – Column

July 1, 1997

I learned all I need to know about this film just seeing the preview: Mainly, the movie reeks.

Coroner’s Corner – A Public Service Announcement – Column

June 1, 1997

Money hungry distributors are now packaging the worst-ever horror films in tacky boxes with holograms and/or naked women to attract the no-brain jamboree.

Coroner’s Corner – Big Bloody Guys in Speedos – Column

May 1, 1997

The goal is simple; beat the snot out of your opponent before he severely injures you. And if you win, you can heal in luxury with a nice chunk-o-change.

Sarre-Chasm – Calling the Kettle Black – Column

April 1, 1997

Don’t be fooled, Gibby Haynes woulda sold his soul to sniff the pussy of an MTV VJette a decade ago if only one woulda given him half a chance.

Coroner’s Corner – Column

April 1, 1997

Many Scream Queens were present selling naked pictures of themselves to minors. That’s good. Breasts were hanging out as if to say, I dare you to not to look.

Coroner’s Corner – Scream: Wes is the Man – Column

February 1, 1997

Fans of the horror genre will no doubt thrill to the sight of several suspensefully set-up slaughter scenes that don’t skimp on the sauce.