Garbage Pail – Page 7 – Lollipop Magazine

Garbage Pail – Articles We Didn’t Run Because Of… Uh… Space – Column

September 1, 1997

An exclusive interview with Sammy Hagar

Garbage Pail – Misheard Lyrics (Part One) – Column

September 1, 1997

What They Said: “In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby.” What We Thought They Said: “In a gouda fajita, baby.”

Garbage Pail – Just a Thought – Column

September 1, 1997

Ever wondered who this gender-nonspecific Webster person is who defines our language? And what of Roget? What do we really know about this Roget character?

Garbage Pail – Sample Questions from The Punker Aptitude Test – Column

June 1, 1997

If Bad Religion’s tour bus driving West at 69 mph, and collided with Def Leppard who were traveling East in a train going 92 mph, the resulting sound would be:

Garbage Pail – Scene Splicing – Column

June 1, 1997

Scene Splicing: Panterosmith. Sly and the Family Stone Temple Pilots. Ani DiFrankie Goes To Hollywood.

Garbage Pail – New Names for Ska Bands – Column

May 1, 1997

New CD from art-rapper MC Escher, Hiphoppohpih, recorded shortly before his tragic fall up the stairs of his Compton home after a drive-backwards shooting.

Garbage Pail – Rejected Taglines for Lollipop – Column

May 1, 1997

Rejected Taglines for Lollipop – Lollipop: Now With Adjectives! Lollipop: Now with copy editors that do their job good.

Garbage Pail – Communication Breakdance – Column

May 1, 1997

The latest news sample looping the scene is Isaidsomething Noisiboutem’s Blitzen’s lawsuit against Nihilism Sells’ Terrence Trent Razor.

Garbage Pail – Scene Splicing – Column

April 1, 1997

Scene Splicing: Four Non Blondies (“What’s Going On? Call Me.”). REM Speedwagon (“I Can’t Fight This Feeling, Kenneth”).

Garbage Pail – Column

April 1, 1997

Finally! A web site that goes soggy in milk! Links to the Vitamin B homepage! Helps you download more smoothly! And goes great with java!